Saturday 24 October 2015

Record: 23-15-15-4-5-14 19-14-9-16-5-18

Record fixed:

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*Jack stepped forward from the darkness*

-Oh Muffy you don't remember me? I'm hurt-

Jack! I should have known you were behind this!

-No... Don't you remember the story you just told? The Glitch is behind this. This once we're actually allies... In fact I need your help. I have a plan to defeat The Glitch, but I need you and Unikeia-

Hey Muffin!

Hey Unikeia...

-Right yes, anyway I need you and Unikeia to help me fight against The Glitch. If I can get to him I can beat him, but first I need you and Unikeia to make him reveal himself which won't be easy. He's taken the fears and made them stronger and he's hiding in the altered body of Faceless. Now I have a plan that will let us get to him, but I need you to do as I say.-

liNK

Insight Acquired
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  Record: 20-8-5 8-1-18-12-5-17-21-9-14

Hi my name is The Muffin Man and I don't know what's going on here!
  
-Tell me about the last thing you remember-

Um... Well the last thing I remember was Portnoy, or God or whoever went to go beat some sense into The Wooden Girl after she went crazy and started taking control of entire cities and making them put on elaborate and gory plays. We found her and she looked different her normally wooden skin had a metallic sheen and the face painted onto it was smeared and dripping. She also kept alternating between crying and laughing during the fight. We won of course. Few things can stand against God... Or could I guess? 

-Please continue. Do not get ahead of yourself-

Right right... So we beat her and she fled, releasing all the people. We talked about whether or not to go after her when everything seemed to shift. It felt like the entire world just like tilted slightly or something... We weren't in the same place we were before. We were on top of a building. There was also something wrong with God. He was staggering and swaying like he was drunk. As I watched he fell off of the building. I lunged after him and caught him in the air as we both fell. I don't think either of us would have suffered too badly from the fall, I mean he's God and I'm basically invincible. Might have broken a couple of bones. The building wasn't too high up honestly. Then everything shifted again. And suddenly we were falling on top of the same building. It had one of those pointy antenna things. Portnoy knocked me away and then fell getting impaled on the antenna. I hit the roof of the building and pain surged through me. I think every bone in my body was broken... Well probably not every bone, but yeah... Portnoy was still fine and he started to try and pull himself up off of the Antenna when Faceless Appeared. God stopped and looked at him and then Faceless just decapitated him. I couldn't understand it and I still don't, but apparently it worked. Faceless killed God. He then turned to me. "Hey Muffin... Tell me everything you remember about me,"

"You just killed God," 

"Yes, yes, but that's not important... Tell me what you remember?"

"I remember hearing about you and going back in time to get you out of the fight with The Emissary... I remember you helping us fight The Ne Timu... I remember you and May killing Megan... and I remember fighting you and then you went crazy and The Liar killed you and then we fought you as The Archangel and... These memories don't make sense... What's going on?"

"You remember the other universes... Even Dreslith's internal universe... Wasn't expecting that one. Existence is breaking down. For instance do you remember that you died? You, me, Lisa, Dr. Malice and everyone. We all died during Amanda's quest to release God. So how are you here right now?"

"G... God brought me back?"

"No. You weren't brought back. You came back. Cracks are appearing and the dead are falling back through. No one remains dead anymore. It's part of the side effect..." he said then looked at God, "Well he'll stay dead... My new master will make sure of that..."

"What new Master? Side Effect of what?" I asked confused.

"I told you. Everything is breaking down,"

"If you fell through a crack as well, why do you know all of this, shouldn't you be as confused as the rest of us?"

"I didn't fall through a crack... I was pulled," he said and then removed his mask.

"Y... You have a face?!"

"That's right. I was rebuilt in my new Masters image. All of The Fears are being rebuilt... evolved as it were. Far greater than Jack's designs. They still retain human weaknesses, but the new evolved fears of my master will not have such weaknesses,"

"Who's this master of yours?"

"The fourth of Three. The Glitch in The System," he answered and then everything began to shift again and then I was falling and I hit the ground and woke up here... Who are you anyway?

  Record: 23-15-15-4-5-14 19-14-9-16-5-18 corrupted
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Record: 3-18-1-19-8

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-Thank you... I shall send you on now...-

*The man disappeared*

-Well now he's targeting us. I knew he would, which is why I created this pocket universe. Still it won't be safe here for long... I think it's time to start up our response... Our Piece in this game should be arriving shortly. Make sure he's comfy when he arrives would you, Unikeia?-

As you demand, "Master"

-Always so rebellious...-

Thursday 22 October 2015

COMPuTER

Insight Acquired
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  Record: 20-8-5 20-9-13-5 11-5-5-16-5-18

There were a number of us standing on a hill. We hadn't meant to be there, we were just passing by when we saw it happening. There was a plane crashing. We all stopped and watched as this big passenger jet came careening out of the sky. It didn't last long, but in that time I got a good look at what was around me and I saw him. There was a man... He was wearing a grey suit and a like little bowler hat thing and he was looking at a pocketwatch. He wasn't even looking at the plane. He seemed completely unbothered, by what was happening. In fact he seemed to be waiting for it. However, just milliseconds before it would have hit the ground, there was a strange sensation. My eyes filled with sparkles and I could only sort of see, but I could see the man drop his pocketwatch and stare up at The Plane that was now heading directly for us. Somehow it had just completely changed direction inches from the ground. The man raises up his hand and then it crashed into the hill. I was unconscious for some time. When I woke up, I was badly injured. I couldn't move and I thought I was going to die. I should have died... I don't know how I'm still alive. I could see the grey man. He was lying a few feet away from me. He had been split in two by the plane and was obviously dead. The smashed pieces of his pocketwatch lying nearby. It was then I heard the speaking. Well first I heard the sirens. There were sirens approaching and they almost hid the voice. There was a man walking amidst the crash. He was wearing a skull mask and poking at the bodies. He was also speaking. He said:

"The Fourth of Three. A @!!^(% in the world. None shall stand when the earth moves." he then arrived at me and looked down at me. He took off his mask and I screamed. It hurt to scream, but I screamed anyway. His face was wrong. I felt my eyes starting to bleed as I looked up at it. He was performing some kind of respectful gesture and then he stabbed me in the chest. After that I woke up here with you...

  Record: 3-18-1-19-8 corrupted
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Insight Needed 

Saturday 17 October 2015

Record: 20-8-5 20-8-9-18-4

Record Fixed:

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Of course it was only after she vanished that I realized one of the porcelain shards had embedded itself in my body and I think I died... I'm not entirely sure... One moment I was there and now I'm here.

-Well you're actually quite... Lucky I suppose. You're not dead, but I will be keeping you here for now. That porcelain shard will start you on the path of rebirth, but the world needs to be fixed before then, so I'll be keeping you here. You will be my first agent, once I am ready though, so for now sleep,-

*The entity that will one day become a new Slender Man has fallen asleep.*

"I will transfer them somewhere safe for now,"

-The Glitch is killing or turning my creations. It's maddening... Has she responded?-

"She has. She offers her help though she expects recompense."

-Of course she does and she'll have it.-

eNCRyPTIoN

Insight Acquired
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  Record: 2-9-18-3-8-13-1-14

The streets were packed that day. The day the... man fell from the sky. He simply appeared in the air and plummeted to the earth. He hit with a resounding crash, a multitude of limbs all long and seemingly boneless, more like tendrils than actual limbs flailed in every direction then returned to the central mass. Many had been killed or injured when he fell and many more were harmed or killed by the flailing. When he stood up, most of us fled. I stayed... I watched... I saw. The figure was tall, taller than anyone else I'd ever seen. His skin was a mixture of black and white. It was hard to tell, but I think at one point there might have been a more apparent pattern, but the colours seemed to be dripping down his form, leaving him just a mishmash... He still had a pure white bald head though with at the time no features. He seemed to stagger and suddenly a hand whipped out wrapping around a person who couldn't run away fast enough and simply crushed them, I began to run at that point, but it was too late, I felt it's tentacular arms wrap around me and I turned to stare into it's lack of eyes. It's face tore open then, a jagged crack appearing in it's face and a thick black sludge leaked out of the crack. Suddenly I heard someone yell out something and a woman leaped onto the creatures' back and started seemingly trying to strangle it or something. It let me go and began thrashing about. I saw him slam her against a wall at least twice, but she held on, then another man appeared. He was wearing a skull mask and he grabbed her from behind by the hair and tore her off of the thing... He flung her away and she caught herself and glared at him. 

"What are you doing?" she asked.
"Stopping you," he answered.
"He'll die!"
 "Those who cannot adapt die. It's the nature of evolution,"
"I won't let you stop me from saving him!" she yelled and charged back at the creature who had begun to flail around again and was now screaming. More jagged cracks were appearing throughout it's body. The skull man moved to block her and she punched him in the face, she seemed momentarily surprised as he was flung backwards and she felt her knuckles, still seeming surprised, "You... You're not," he stood back up and then the creature started screeching and I turned my attention back to it just in time to see it explode, into many pieces. The black portions of it were like goo, but the white were like shards of porcelain. I picked up one. The skull faced man was gone and the woman came over to me. She knelt down in front of me, she was crying. She took the porcelain shard from my hand and hugged it to her chest before vanishing.

  Record: 20-8-5 20-8-9-18-4 corrupted 
 Ending Playback
Insight Needed 

Monday 12 October 2015

Record: 6-1-3-5-12-5-19-19

Record has been repaired...

Beginning Playback:

After I began going from place to place doing as I had been told. As I did I could feel myself changing. Powers growing inside me. I was becoming The Messenger of God.

-And then you found yourself here... Do you know why?-

No... I don't...

-Because there are some who don't like your god. I'm one of them. I couldn't let your message spread. Not at the rate it was anyway. So, I had you killed. Now that I know the story I also no longer need you... -

*With a snap of his fingers Jack banished The Messenger back into the land of the dead*

-So... The Glitch is coming... What a pain... Hey Newborn you got all that right? I'm going to need you recording everything-

"Yes, Jack"

-oh and send a message to our friend. Tell her we're going to need her. This is going to be such a headache...-

LOGarITHM

Insight acquired...
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  Record: 2-18-9-7-8-20 15-14-5-19

I lived with my roommate Jim in a bungalow just off the college campus. Jim is the studious type and I was always a bit more of a partying type. I got back from a party to find all the lights were out and the place was quiet. I walked in and was about to call Jim's name, when a voice shushed me. There was someone, almost hidden in the darkness, just by the door. "Stay quiet" they told me,
"Jim?" I asked and I could just barely see them, shake their head. I reached for the light switch and they stopped me.
"Don't turn on the light. They haven't noticed you yet," the figure said.
"Who haven't?" I asked. He pointed at Jim's bedroom door. I went and checked. The lights were off in there as well, but Jim's computer screen was on and in the dim glow of his monitor I could see what was happening. Jim was lying on the ground, his body torn and bloodied, there were creatures... Like large birds... or no more like Humans mixed with birds... They were eating him tearing into his body with razor sharp beaks... I almost screamed, but the figure put their hand around my mouth and dragged me back from the room. He opened the door and tossed me outside and then followed me out. It was a man in a mask. A crappy store bought halloween skull mask, with one eye blocked out with a plastic cap.
"Things are going to change. The Gods are evolving. Tell the world," he told me, then headed back inside and closed the door behind him.

"What happened next?"

... I spread the word.

  Record: 6-1-3-5-12-5-19-19 corrupted.
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Insight Needed